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You have to watch this
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  For Mr Smith and all true Daves
Posted by: Wavey Dave - 20-05-2020, 08:34 PM - Forum: Jokes and witty banter - Replies (4)

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Heart Jesus
Posted by: Swanny - 14-05-2020, 08:34 PM - Forum: Jokes and witty banter - Replies (19)

Apparently you need Jesus in your life

Works for her Big Grin

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  Hello from South Wales
Posted by: Andy1969 - 29-04-2020, 12:00 AM - Forum: Introduce yourself here - Replies (23)

Hi Guys, i must apologize I have been on here a while and have never come to this page introduced myself, Im Andy from Aberdare in South Wales, been a biker since I was 17 Im now 50, I have 3 bikes at the moment the CB1300, an ST1300 Pan European and a Harley-Davidson Dyna Street Bob, my wife also rides and has got a Triumph Thunderbird Sport, my CB1300 is a 2003 model and I have had it since Aug last year, since I have had it I have done a bit of work to it, full service, checked the valve clearances, flushed and changed the coolant, Gear Indicator, Oxford heated grips, braided brake and clutch hoses, Renthal bars, clear indicator lenses and clear rear light, new seat cover and chrome radiator grill, its a really lovely bike to ride and compared to my Pan European it feels like a middle weight  Smile  Stay safe and well guys

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  hi from ireland
Posted by: Shergar350 - 25-04-2020, 11:28 PM - Forum: Introduce yourself here - Replies (9)

hi from ireland . delighted to be welcomed to the forum , cheers

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Big Grin You have to watch this
Posted by: AlanS - 25-04-2020, 09:47 PM - Forum: Jokes and witty banter - No Replies

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Question Clear debts
Posted by: Swanny - 20-04-2020, 09:14 AM - Forum: Jokes and witty banter - No Replies

It is a slow day in the small country town of Exmouth, and streets are deserted.

Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the hotel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.

The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

The hooker rushes to the motel and pays off her room bill with the motel owner.

The motel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how a Stimulus package works.

The solution to a debt problem is always cash flow

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  WD 40
Posted by: speedfreak - 08-04-2020, 12:16 PM - Forum: Jokes and witty banter - Replies (3)

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Big Grin Haha
Posted by: Swanny - 30-03-2020, 03:24 PM - Forum: Jokes and witty banter - No Replies

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Respect to that man Big Grin

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  Coronavirus
Posted by: Leiurus - 22-03-2020, 01:51 PM - Forum: Jokes and witty banter - Replies (114)

One of the (very few) good things brought on me by the pandemic are the jokes I receive from various buddies.
Since I firmly believe that humor is the politeness of despair and since I'm always in for a laugh, I'll post here the ones I've received so far, but obviously the purpose of the thread is for everyone to participate.

That one is in French, it means "when you've been asked to get a mask and some gel, but you got it wrong":

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(I don't think the second one falls in the porn category but if it is an issue let me know and I'll delete it)

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Bug Vintage
Posted by: Swanny - 12-03-2020, 10:11 AM - Forum: Jokes and witty banter - Replies (3)

My next door neighbour almost had a heart attack. He'd been to a vintage car owners' meeting where he learned
that if you own more than three vintage cars, you've probably got the dreaded




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car owner virus!

I'll get my coat  Blush

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