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and only $5
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Hello from New Zealand
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Hi from Athens Greece
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Good evening Gentlemen Cb...
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Hillary and Trump
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Brick and only $5
Posted by: Swanny - 14-12-2019, 08:58 PM - Forum: Jokes and witty banter - No Replies

A Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail, little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack, selling ties. The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment. I spit on your ties. I need water."

"Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk - and only $5."

"Pahh! A curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you, but I must conserve my energy and find water!"

"Okay," said the little old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me, or that you hate me, threaten my life, and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go in peace." Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead, and gasped, "They won't let me in without a tie!"

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Exclamation Weird
Posted by: Swanny - 06-12-2019, 09:32 PM - Forum: Jokes and witty banter - Replies (1)

I got some shoes from my drug dealer recently, I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day..



Tongue

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Thumbs Up Millennials
Posted by: Swanny - 03-12-2019, 08:41 PM - Forum: Jokes and witty banter - No Replies

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  Hello from New Zealand
Posted by: ngaparaoa - 17-11-2019, 08:53 PM - Forum: Introduce yourself here - Replies (11)

Thought I would introduce myself. I had been eyeing up a CB1300 for a long time a recently bought one after selling my CB1000R. Already enjoying the larger fuel range and more relaxed ride  Cool  Looking forward to reading through the tips and tricks on here.

Bike is a 2007 model with 46,000 kms on the clock. Came with a Delkevic exhaust, Givi monolock mount and a small screen. All stock other than that.

Few pics for good measure:
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  Hi from Athens Greece
Posted by: Viper1 - 17-11-2019, 08:38 PM - Forum: Introduce yourself here - Replies (6)

Hello team 
Newbie in the forum but with experience in the CB1300 muscle bikes. Just joined. Owner of a 1999 CB1300SF. Previous owner of the last model.
Bike is under body painting and some improvements. Pictures in the near future.

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  Newbie
Posted by: Crow - 04-11-2019, 09:01 PM - Forum: Introduce yourself here - Replies (8)

New to this forum and picked up my first cb1300 f3 today ...From a very very wet Alva Scotland .

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Big Grin Hillary and Trump
Posted by: Swanny - 24-10-2019, 09:18 AM - Forum: Jokes and witty banter - Replies (1)

Hillary phoned the President's office shortly after midnight. "I need to talk to the president, it's an emergency!" exclaimed Hillary.

After some cajoling, the president's assistant agreed to wake him up.


"So, what is it that's so important that it can't wait until morning?" grumbled Trump.

"A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place," begged Hillary.

After a moment's pause, Trump's response was........

"Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the mortician."

Big Grin

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  Hello from Bristol
Posted by: coppermine - 19-10-2019, 05:38 PM - Forum: Introduce yourself here - Replies (5)

Hi all,
Just wanted to introduce myself.  I am 54, own 2 Fj1200's.  Have been riding best part of 40 years.  I really Fancy the big CB, and am currently on the lookout for just the right one.

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  Don't come into my garden calling me an Eejit!
Posted by: Swanny - 18-10-2019, 06:40 PM - Forum: Jokes and witty banter - No Replies

Don't come into my garden calling me an Eejit!  Big Grin  Big Grin  Big Grin



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  Hello from Taiwan
Posted by: SCoates - 06-10-2019, 09:01 PM - Forum: Introduce yourself here - Replies (8)

Hello everyone,

I’m a relatively new CB1300 owner, living in Taiwan (Hsinchu).  Thanks for the addition to the forum.

I have a 2004 CB1300, originally imported as a UK spec bike according to the paperwork.

15,000 miles and in great (more or less original) condition.

I’ll be adding a GIVI rack and box soon.

I’ve become a bikeaholic since moving to Taiwan 4 years ago, with 5 other bikes, including a ZERO S, MT-03, and a Ninja 650.  The Honda though has rapidly become my favorite bike.

Looking forward to learning from, and contributing to, the forum,

Stephen

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