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Tarzan
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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and 
during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not 
know sex," he replied. 
Jane explained to him what sex was. 

Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." 
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to 
do it properly." 

She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and opened her legs. "Here," she said. "You 
must put it in here." 

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his erection, and then 
gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for 
what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and 
screamed, "What did you do that for?" 

"Tarzan check for bees."
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I wonder how long was he the experience made him learned that (and how long was he stuck for swelling to come down enabling retraction Big Grin

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