01-10-2020, 09:06 PM
An engineer dies and goes to heaven. He is stopped by St Peter and told that heaven did not allow engineers and that he has to go to hell.
The engineer goes to hell and within months they have escalators fitted, bridges across the molten lava, Jacuzzis everywhere and everybody is very happy with him.
God gets to hear about this and phones Satan. “Hey Satan – I hear you have an engineer with you – he’s supposed to be up here with me.
Satan replies that it was St Peter who refused the engineer entry and that he was a great asset to hell and that he was going to keep him.
God gets a bit upset and tells Satan that he will sue him if he doesn’t send the engineer back to him.
Satan replies, “And where do you think you’re going to find a lawyer?â€
The engineer goes to hell and within months they have escalators fitted, bridges across the molten lava, Jacuzzis everywhere and everybody is very happy with him.
God gets to hear about this and phones Satan. “Hey Satan – I hear you have an engineer with you – he’s supposed to be up here with me.
Satan replies that it was St Peter who refused the engineer entry and that he was a great asset to hell and that he was going to keep him.
God gets a bit upset and tells Satan that he will sue him if he doesn’t send the engineer back to him.
Satan replies, “And where do you think you’re going to find a lawyer?â€
Alan
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I may be open to bribery, but if you have to ask the price, you can't afford it.
