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Church offerings
One Sunday, when counting the money in the weekly offering, the minister of a smal Caithness l church found a pink envelope containing £1,000.
It happened again the next week!
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
“Ma’am, I couldn’t help but notice that you put £1,000 a week in the collection plate,” he stated.
“Why yes,” she replied, “every week ma son sends me money and I give some of it to the church.”
The pastor replied, “That’s wonderful. But £1,000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this.. How much does he send you”
The elderly woman answered, “£10,000 a week.”
The minister was amazed. “Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living”
“He is a veterinarian in America she answered.
“That’s an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money,” the minister said. “Where does he practice”

The woman answered proudly, “In Nevada. He has two cathouses – one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno.”
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I may be open to bribery, but if you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. Big Grin

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